when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
abdominal picture
“finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”
When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!
Like secret pocket sand but with crabs
The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever