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When you dip your penis in 99 bananas and freeze it, then dip it it Dr pepper and freeze it then have it licked off.
That chick went crazy for my Banana Dr. Pepper!
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A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.
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Joshua Dennett aka Dr Michael Morbius is from the hit film Morbius that will be the first film to sell 3 trillion tickets. Morbius will be The film ever. he is the first ever morbillionaire. Pilates helps.
Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius says: "Pilates helps!"
born in Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937.
Also known as "Raoul Duke" or "Dr. Gonzo", Thompson originated as a sports journalist for numerous publications. He went on to work for Rolling Stone during the late 60s and 70s. He has also published several very popular and critically acclaimed books, including "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" which was turned into a film by Terry Gilliam in 1998, starring Johnny Depp as Thompson himself and Benicio Del Toro as well. He has been known to stretch the truth at times, usually the result of self-proclaimed usage of heroic amounts of hardcore drugs. Many critics dismiss his unusual style due to his mixture of fact with fiction at times, but he is widely considered a literary genius and an icon of outspoken, unapologetic social commentary.
here is an example of his writing from "Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72"...
"There are only two ways to make it in big-time politics today: One is to come on like a mean dinosaur, with a high-powered machine that scares the shit out of your entrenched opposition (like Daley or Nixon) . . . and the other is to tap the massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a DUTY to vote. This is like being told you have a DUTY to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy."
Jose Contreras: I think that Hunter S. Thompson's writing suffered as a result of his drug use.
Bruce Lee: you pig motherfucking little boy felcher! Thompson's writing is much more interesting when the affect of drugs is apparent.
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Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
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A term Triggered Tro used to describe Dr. Phil as a drug dealer
"dang, phil I was almost on your side here, but now this? I might as well call you Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it."
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter is one of the main characters from the movie and previously play, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Actually an sexually ambiguous and flirtatious alien from the planet Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania, he is one of the most popular characters. His quick tongue sends more than the heroine of the film shivering in antici...pation. The most usually accepted Frank is the actor Tim Curry who played him in both the original play by Richard O'Brian and the movie by Fox.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter may be the only man to be able to wear woman's undergarments and still look like a bamf.
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