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any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.
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A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).
I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.
Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.
She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!
The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
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when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
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Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.
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A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
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When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz
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The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.
Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
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