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Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water
Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks
Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !
Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.
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Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.
One that has intercourse with their socks on.
Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.
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Socks that keep falling down.
I hate these stupid quiter socks!
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Douse an old sock in milk. Toss the sock under an enemy's couch and sooner or later it will stank up their house.
To be used for a prank.
Tommy is such a prick, I'm gonna get him with a milk sock.
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Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.
When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.
Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."
Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"
Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."
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A Domestic violence act turned into a sport game invented by OJ Simpson.
I told that bitch come here, I aint playing football anymore, this is sock-her.
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