When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story
Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale
The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.
Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.
Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition
Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*
A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.