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Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 16, 2010


whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans

whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays

by jive turkey 23 May 29, 2011


whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019


Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021


Whale Wings

The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.

Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.

by NotTheGuyThatToldYouThisTerm February 22, 2022


Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick August 31, 2015


Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023