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a really shitty school in durham north carolina
man duke university got owned by unc yesterday
An overpriced TTT university in Boston where students are infused with a sense of entitlement. This entitlement is only exasperated by the presence of the co-op program where students are taught that the name of the firm is more important than the job function therein. That is to say, students are led down a path not to care for what they do, but rather, for whom they do it for.
In less words: A bad school where students are led astray for an expensive price.
Typical Northeastern University Conversation:
"You hear Jimmy got a job with Credit Suisse?!"
"Yeah, I heard. But isn't he doing operations work?"
"Operations, what the fuck is that?! He's working for Credit Suisse!"
*shudders*
The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.
And in 1996, man first accepted the possibility of a universal theory.
A mid-rate university where professors that are too pompous to teach at anything state-run but not nearly good enough at their jobs to wind up anywhere respectable work. Known for providing students with a mid-rate education littered with dozens of worthless classes in the name of the Jesuit ideal, cura personalis, commonly referred to as tuition-farming (gotta fund those chapels somehow).
Synonyms include: Columbia’s fuck-up son, NYU’s borderline retarded brother.
Person 1: Hey! I got into Fordham University!
Person 2: Yikes
The supposed "elite" of Eastern Kentucky University, located in Lexington, KY. Under the guise of "intelligent" students, most journey to Richmond bars in search of a good time.
"Dude, I had a killer time!"
"Oh, so you went to T-Bomb's, too?"
The school itself does the bare minimum to ensure there is no revolt or questioning of their “tax audited” ponzi scheme.” The president makes 2.2 million dollars “second highest paid president of any institution” but gets away with it because, the rich kids don’t care, they get what they pay for,( a place where country club parents can tell people their kids go) The kids who would care can’t challenge them because they have scholarships (they keep the enrollment GPA up as well)
Suffolks social life is non-existent, no parties in the dorms. And the surrounding apartments can’t throw parties because cops will be called, SPD has some weird jurisdiction over the surrounding area. Kids are anti-social in class, hoping that everyone is under the illusion that they are going to some cool party that weekend.
Suffolk university
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)