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"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."
1st-3rd bases
Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda
Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.
when that one kid gives you school shooter vibes
You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes
You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass
Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.
"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."
The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.
Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.
"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"
A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.
The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.
Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.