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More commonly know as the next Hitler
Amazing Fact: Hitler only had one testicle
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WEll, basically a total loser who cant even speak the english language! He starts wars no one wants, alienates the U.S. from the rest of the country, Gives tax cuts to rich people, and Exspects us all to like him! aka Slick Willy, Dubyah, Georgie DUbbs, and Bushie Boy.
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Bush Eyes is a phenomena that occurs after spending lengthy periods of time in "bush camps".
Bush camps are any camp removed from civilization and generally the workers at said camps work 4 week rotations in these camps without leaving.
The important thing to note about bush camps is that they are dominated by males and hardly ever a female and especially not attractive ones can be spotted.
The onset of Bush Eyes can go unnoticed for the four week period if there are no women around. It is easier to notice if there is in fact a woman in camp that you would initially deem "unfuckable".
You will notice that women in camp that were at first unattractive will become slowly more attractive until you find yourself fantasizing about having coitus with them.
When you finally leave the bush camp and hit the town, you will probably want to get a few drinks. Unbeknownst to most the combination of Beer Goggles and Bush Eyes is deadly. These two phenomena together combined to make almost any women attractive.
When you finally see women for the first time after getting bush eyes you will fuck almost anything in sight.
Evan: "Mike do you remember how diseased those strippers were last night? I mean.. I was pretty drunk but wow they were just fat as fuck bro."
Mike: "Oh man, I just got off a 4 week rotation and had bush eyes worse than I thought... I actually took one of them home with me. Damn you Bush Eyes!"
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When ur bff shoves u into a fucking bush with thorns and it touches your body inappropriately
Dillion shoved me into a bush and it bush raped me
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A person with red hair. A ginger. Speckled with copious amounts of freckles on the skin, as well as equipped with a Jew Fro and very pale skin tone.
Ralph, the predominant carrot bush of the ginger herd, grew up in a lonely household, as a stepchild in a dysfunctional family.
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The method of "enhanced interrogation" that a group of rogue government officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques may then be used on friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd President of the United States of America. Includes waterboarding, sexual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.
Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush System on him until he cried like a baby. I still don't know where the DVDs are, though.
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To allow one's pubic hair to grow in excess to get revenge, i.e. sexual retribution in the form of inaccessibility.
He done me wrong, so I's growin myself a grudge bush. He goin to get him none. He can keep slappin it on the slab for all I care.
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