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Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third
I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!
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A blowjob performed by two people, alternatingly or simultaneously.
And then her friend walks in, right in the middle, and I ended up getting double dome! Man, it was ill!
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Similar to the act of brown bagging. Two bags are needed. One puts a bag over the girls head and then puts one over his own head in case the girl's bag falls off and he would have been unpleasantly forced to see her busted face.
-Yo broski, i'm drunk as fuck, horney as wilt chamberlain, and this girl is sweatin my nuts like a fat guy in a sauna; but she looks like christopher walken.
-No worries bro! Every thought about double bagging? It's the best thing since the fleshlight!
-Good idea, thanks shameless frat guy!
-Aww shit...i have been shotgunning maddog 20/20 and Vladies Vodka for six hours, i havnt gotten laid in a fortnight, this bitch will take it in the ass like ava devine, but her face resembles Steve Buscemi...good thing i don't have a soul and i'm down for double bagging anytime night or day, summer or winter, guy or girl!
- those who don't rep the durst
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"Double action" guns are much more common than single action - most semi-auto pistols are double-action, at least for the first shot.
That means that pulling back the slide on your semiauto pistol only chambers the round - it doesn't "cock back" the striker pin. Only when the trigger is pulled beyond "first stage" (halfway back) does the hammer/striker become cocked.
After that first shot, all other shots from the gun (until it is decocked, safety is activated, or you cycle through the rest of your ammo) are "single action," since the blowback from the previous shot provides the force to re-cock the weapon.
"My raps are double action, run the track from the back end" - Poppa Wu, "New Improved"
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The result of a hand wave that happens to people with flabby arms.
When Oprah lost all that weight, her Double Wave became supremely noticeable!
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A ritualistic dance of victory, made by waving both hands in a pistol-like formation in the air. Typically, the "Double Guns" begins with random simulated gun motions in both arms in many directions, sychronizing slowly as the arms raise. Once the arms are fully extended over the head, fully synchronized simulated pistols shots are sent into the air repeatedly. Ideally the rhythm for this dance is that of typical urban music.
Urban youth 1: "Yo, your flex on that honey was ill."
Urban youth 2:"Thanks dun." ("Double Guns" dance begins.)
Urban youth1: "Let's roll up some more of that hydro, get in my whip and hit up that jam before the bitties start to head home." ("Double Guns" dance continues)
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A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless
Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it
Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?
Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding
Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!
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