CBD Pixie Dust Syndrome

CBD Pixie Dust Syndrome (CBD PDS) is a condition associated with the compulsive act of sprinkling CBD into any random product, simply so one can merchandise the letters “CBD” in pursuit of… dolla dolla bill y’all.

According to a growing number of PDS companies, CBDs are great for:

-Clothing
-Candles & diffusers
-Bedding & household fabrics
-Male enhancement
-Nail polish & shampoo

Product purpose? Wrong question. Benefits? You don’t know? It’s CBDs! The science behind PDS products is revolutionary: no science whatsoever.

Joe: What if yoga leggings, but with CBD in them?
Bob: You might want to see a dr...I think you're coming down with a case of CBD Pixie Dust Syndrome.

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canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

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You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

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Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

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dust bunny grimm

Evil little bastards. A cross between "dust bunny" and "gremlin." Characterized by overwhelming heat buildup in electronics, especially at critical time.

Grim ass little bunnies are killin my machine.

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Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

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You're nothing but dust and ashes

you're worthless.

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