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Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.
I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.
After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.
I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.
when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.
friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.
A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.
Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?
Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.
Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.
Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.
Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.
A phrase meaning that it's time for a bowel movement. More commonly used when speaking to one or more male friends.
I'd say it's about poop-thirty.