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The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.
Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.
Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.
Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?
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Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.
Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.
Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.
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Bunch of idiot people who get a high from their team beating up a bunch of nobodies during the regular season then cry like the little bitches they are when they get beat by a proven team. Some classic examples are: 2007 national championship game, 2008 national championship game, 2021 national championship game. You wanna be the best maybe it's not a good idea to fill up your schedule with a bunch of scrubs.
The Ohio State fans were acting all high and mighty after the buckeyes beat the local high school team but then they had to play Alabama in the national championship game and lost 84-0. They should probably start playing real competition during the regular season to toughen themselves up but you know they're too scared to.
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Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!
Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice
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While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.
That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.
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Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.
see jew s.a.
"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.
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America: the land mass between Canada and Mexico, full of a wide range of people, some are nice and polite to those around them, but others are facist, sexist, racist asses that can't think about anyone but themselves. Not all Americans are like that, in fact most of them are really nice people, and those who have posted trying to stand up for their country have a really good point, In the fact that they arent that only ignorant people in the worl, there are ignorant people in Canada, and Europe, and every other single place on the world. It doesn't make them good or bad, It makes them human. And every one should stop criticizing them for being, overweight, lazy, illiterate people who don't care about any one but themselves. Although America came into the wars a few years before they ended, American soldiers still risked there lives to protect their countries as well as others. You may argue with this, and this is only my opinion, but cut America some slack, they are only doing there best to survive as a country.
American government however is one of the most corrupt in the world, they do things for themselves, they don't send their armies in to help anyone else until they themselves have been damaged
Not all Americans are Streyotypical, just the ones that are are the ignorant people the rest of the world loves to hate.
American Government however is the steryeotypical Ignorant people everyone knows about.
I am not American. I am Canadian, and proud of it. But I am also proud to have the United States of America as a neighbouring country.
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