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the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.

The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.

by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018

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Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

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Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

β€œYou were in there a long time”
β€œI was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

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Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 20, 2011

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Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010

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Jizz Lord

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020

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