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The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.
Godspeed.
She got out of line, so I treated myself to the old Chinese Finger Trap
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A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.
What the Jews do on Christmas.
Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?
Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!
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This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..
Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?
Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?
Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
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Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.
Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap
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Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!
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A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.
My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.
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