cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint
person 2: ikr
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
Davee , coolest girl i've ever seen in my entire existence - she's soo cool and friendly!
she loves playing games INFACT SHE'S A PRO GAMER TOO-
whilst being CUTE AND JOYFUL TOO!
Davee is so elegant and I always learn so much from you!
I love davee!!
Davee!
A sassy but classy, larger than life, sexy boy.
Omg that guy is defo a Dave Perry
Dds Dave is one "pimps" in runescape selling his Ho's by night and raping other pimps in pvp.
one of DDs Dave Quotes "I fuked aul ur mumz for 1 penny a pop bitchezzzzzzzz"
The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.
"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"