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The effect of breaking up with a partner and she becomes more attractive to you and everyone else.
John's girlfriend has gotten hotter since they broke up, it must be the McMatthews Effect.
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What happens when you wear Axe.
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Do not press the button down all the way.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
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The term used for people that you get the slightest contact with them (even by looking at pictures of them is enough) gets you an increased chance (100%) of autism
i think he got the playingo effect be aware
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The flood of vampires and vampire related (and to a lesser extent, Stephanie-Meyer-related) themes and stories into American pop culture in the late 2000's due to the adaptation of the vampire novels in the "Twilight" series into film form, where women of all ages fell in love with pale, melodramatic people who sparkle in sunlight whilst not being able to act to save their lives.
The effects include, but are not limited to, various merchandise, such as action figures, documentaries, and games with the Twilight license, the dramatic increase in women of all ages at Comic-Con, The Vampire Diaries, Tru Blood, Stephanie Meyer and her adaptations getting green-lit, various vampire-themed comic books by Stephen King and Marvel
Comic Book Geek #1: Dude, the X-Men are going to be fighting vampires now? What the frak?
Comic Book Geek #2: Twilight Effect, indeed.
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-the anal cavity of a woman sunken and gaping
-gaping hole with surrounding tufts of hair
(dialogue)
ashanti- i got the sinkhole effect when i was with jordan last night.
keisha- whats the sinkhole effect?
ashanti-after i got fucked in the ass by jordan, my butthole stayed wretched wide open
keisha- oh so u got a loose asshole!
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When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.
"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."
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When 3 or more homies get together to kick it, for each extra homie in the squad at that point in time the hyphy movement is increased by 30% motivating the chance of dumb shit to happen and injury to occur to those involved in the squadron effect and unfortunately to those just witnessing it.
"Damn, what the fuck happened to Dillan's arm last night? That shit looks broken and he was fine before I left."
"Joey, Dominic, and Andrew came over after you left. I'm pretty sure the squadron effect took over him. Who knows what could have happened?.."
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