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Stuck in the mud

When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.

Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud the otter

imposible victory

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Blood

A substance formed when a soiled tampon is released from one woman's vagina and shoved into the and ass of another.

Dude: Is that Mud Blood I smell.

Homie: Yeah.. just came out of that girls ass. Can you believe that smell... How's your mind?

Dude: Blown!

by rudytuesday April 23, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Duck

A gay guy. Deragotorally said like faggot. Basically a guy that likes to give/receive from the rear, thus the mud reference.

As in a battle rap:
"Look how u dress and look how u act
You more light in the foot than tar is black, matter fact,
You must be out yo' head messin' with an all time great.
I swings from only one side of the plate.
So sorry fag, you run outta luck
I don't runs wit mud ducks
You or your lyrics will never get close to me
So stop kid before u show ur true inferiority
"

by Infamus K72 May 18, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud flap

Derived from the German word mรผdflapenzie.

Ich bin ein mรผdflapenzie

by Toth October 17, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud hoe

A dirty nasty stank hoe.a hoe that have sex with men and wont bath afterwards.a woman who keeps herself,house,and or kids nasty or dirty.a woman who has bad hygiene and a stank pussy

Nigga dont fuck that bitch she a mud hoe. Or that hoe is muddy

by bigdix March 21, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud ru

A phrase which describes the low/ almost non existent intelligence level of someone. In other words, this phrase means the person directed at is stupid, dumb, and totally moronic.

Lanbo: "Dude, do you know what 1+1 equals?" MOnkeys85: "Are you stupid? It's 85!" Lanbo: "ur dum! MUD RU! it's 2!"

by battle_asx552 November 9, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž