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kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013


Spencer Slide

This is a method Spencer uses to turn on a girl. You start by nibbling her ear, then start to make out, then work your way down to tittyville, down to her stomach, then eat her out.

Person 1: How was your night with Gabby?
Person 2: I did the Spencer Slide, it works every time!

by Tear it up Terry March 2, 2023


The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 9, 2021


Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023


Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.

Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam

by myhk April 27, 2019


Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.

Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.

by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021


Slater Slide

A couple of beers. Specifically those used to mellow oneself out after a tough day on the job. After Steven Slater the stressed-out airline attendant who grabbed a couple of beers as he deployed the emergency slide and walked away from his work area, a commercial JetBlue airplane that had landed but not yet reached the terminal.

After a horrible day on the job I stopped off on my way home for a shot of Jack and chased it down with a Slater Slide.

by maximo hudson August 12, 2010