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Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.
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1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
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"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
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A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
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When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz
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To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie
I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie
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Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.
Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
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It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
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