A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.
"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.
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A person who steals food off your plate when you aren't looking.
I could have sworn I had four tater tots before I turned around. You are such a turkey glibber!
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a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.
after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.
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70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.
Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)
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A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).
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having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.
wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.
lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.
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Hey man, I'm thirsty for some turkey blisters!
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