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Bois who: attend Winchester college, have small dicks are never on their freaking phone beacuse they're usually working or wanking off in maths lessons. Sexually repressed beacuse no one will date them. Total dicks because they have none in their pants. Wincoll bois have very fragile masculinity and they breathe nicotine out their toilet windows. Pot brownies are a popular dish served with a packet of fags and leftover takeaways. Lives on maccies and poundland food, this demonstrated from the many social events with girls, of whom they fail to impress. They truly are one of a kind.
She's dating a Wincoll boi.
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Stupid male teenagers that have a tendency of breaking the law but according to Fiction Stories (maybe Wattpad) Bad boys have a heart and let a beautiful nerd change theyre lives for the good. But then the Beautiful nerd finds out that the Bad Boy fights in an arena every Saturday night and things get messed up from there.
They also attract every girl on the planet... exept for the ones that hate them, and dont believe theyre alive!
Advice- Dont flirt with them because apparently they hate that
"Look at the bad boys, they are so hot, but dangerous which turns me on even more" A popular girl says
"They're a dicks" A beautiful nerd says
One of the Bad boys hears this and pushes the Beautiful Nerd up against the lockers
"What'd you just say, Nerd?" Bad Boy says
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a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
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A rock group from the 1960s founded by Brian Wilson and his brothers and cousin in Southern California. Their songs focused on the "California culture" of the 1960s about surfing, cars and girls.
The Beach Boys is one of the best rock groups ever in my opinion.
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Wide-Boy is a person who is able to obtain or make almost anything happen (usually by nefarious means). A Wide Boy is a cut above the common spiv who dealt largely in Black-Market goods and racketeering. The term Wide Boy was in common use prior to 1936
You'd better keep an eye on that one - he's a bit of a wide boy
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A guy who think he's fresh as fuck but is in actuality so basic it's hilarious: a cool guy try hard
Damn look at that guys Aztec print beanie...what a fuk boi
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One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--
ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.
FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?
ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
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