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Alaskan high five

Like the act of the Alaskan hot pocket. The Alaskan high five is when you shit into a medical glove and put it in the freezer until hardened and use the fingers inside of any hole of your choosing.

Come one babe weโ€™re gonna Alaskan high five tonight

by Silica December 2, 2017

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Five Minute Girl

-A girl that you can talk to for five minutes or less, and already have her agreeing to sleep with you.

Shawn: Hey Phillip, did you hear about that girl Anne? She's totally a five minute girl.
Phillip: She can't be as good as Lindsey, it took me only ten seconds to get in her pants.

by unconquerable13 December 22, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 4, 2009

109๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

254๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


five-dollar word

Unnecessarily complicated or pretentious words that smug assholes use to assert their perceived intellectual "superiority."

Brad: "Frankly, the film's quality was substandard at best, leading to an inherent dissociation and disconnect to myself as a paying audience member. It was almost insolent in its pandering. Thus, I can only describe the experience in viewing the film as one of a cataclysmic nature."

Tina: "So, you're saying you didn't like the film. What's with all the five-dollar words?"

Brad: "That statement is a gross oversimplification of my feelings regarding what should be a work of art. I'm merely trying to open and nurture a dialog , so that we may enjoy eachother's company in the spirit of natural, healthy debate."

Tine: "You're just trying to impress me and get in my pants, aren't you? Ain't happening."

Brad: "Well... shit."

by TaxiFred September 1, 2016

76๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five Star Bitch

When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"

You a five star bitch !

by BABYYGURl ! September 20, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


five six one

The area code of Palm Beach County, Florida. The greatest place on earth.

Slim:where you stay at?
Jae:Tha Five Six One!
Slim: dayummmm son!

by JayAre561 October 5, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž