Like the act of the Alaskan hot pocket. The Alaskan high five is when you shit into a medical glove and put it in the freezer until hardened and use the fingers inside of any hole of your choosing.
Come one babe weโre gonna Alaskan high five tonight
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-A girl that you can talk to for five minutes or less, and already have her agreeing to sleep with you.
Shawn: Hey Phillip, did you hear about that girl Anne? She's totally a five minute girl.
Phillip: She can't be as good as Lindsey, it took me only ten seconds to get in her pants.
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(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
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that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
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Unnecessarily complicated or pretentious words that smug assholes use to assert their perceived intellectual "superiority."
Brad: "Frankly, the film's quality was substandard at best, leading to an inherent dissociation and disconnect to myself as a paying audience member. It was almost insolent in its pandering. Thus, I can only describe the experience in viewing the film as one of a cataclysmic nature."
Tina: "So, you're saying you didn't like the film. What's with all the five-dollar words?"
Brad: "That statement is a gross oversimplification of my feelings regarding what should be a work of art. I'm merely trying to open and nurture a dialog , so that we may enjoy eachother's company in the spirit of natural, healthy debate."
Tine: "You're just trying to impress me and get in my pants, aren't you? Ain't happening."
Brad: "Well... shit."
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When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"
You a five star bitch !
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The area code of Palm Beach County, Florida. The greatest place on earth.
Slim:where you stay at?
Jae:Tha Five Six One!
Slim: dayummmm son!
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