Spencer Middle school

Spencer Middle school is where all the wild-a-beasts go. They like to suck on lollipops and dong dongs. Dong dongs are drugs for them. in this case, penis's. ery' one likes 'em. Even the guys! DUNSMUIR ROCCCKKKSS!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!! THE DUNSMUIR DRAGONS BURNED DOWN SPENCER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!

Spencer Middle school is the worst school in British Columbia!

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JMIS middle school

A middle school in a tiny, extremely rich town known as Moraga. The kids here thrive off their parents money. More kids than not at this school own airpods and listen to their lit tunes in class thinking they’re sly. If you’re someone of the female specimen and you don’t own at LEAST two items from ivivva or lulu lemon... god forbid. If you’re a dude, you’re only relevant if you wear khaki shorts and pants and vans t-shirts. The upsides to this place are there are some smart asians and it’s the number one hookup spot in the town... that’s pretty much it. The downsides consist of a large handful of stoners and/or kids with juuls who walk around thinking they’re the shit. A handful of the dudes at this school enjoy performing fortnite dances and reciting memes for fun. Oh yes and the large group of skater kids, steer clear of those ones, you may get a migraine, a headache if you’re lucky. Keep in mind 95% of these kids are white. Extremely white. Which for sure explains a lot.

Wow, then JMIS middle school kids are... something else.

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jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead

jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck

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Dacula Middle School

A school full of wannabe ghettos (usually the white kids) and toxic weebs. The sixth graders are the most annoying of the bunch since they like to start shit.

Person 1: You go to Dacula Middle School?
Person 2: Yea.
Person 1: The people there suck ass.

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middle school whore

A person that thinks that they are the hot shit. When you recently get out of middle school, you wonder how you ever had a boner for her. If you're a girl, I don't know, maybe you wonder why you were ever jealous of her. She wears low cut shirts that show as much cleavage without getting detention (or in some cases, they don't give a motherfuck so they wear as low as they can go) and one of two pairs of pants- tight yoga pants that make her ass look big and short shorts in which you can see her ass cheeks. She tries to get as many boys as possible. She'll make out, give a handy, just kiss, let them touch her ass, WHATEVER THEY WANT basically just so she can get attention. She will probably get rejected by 'friends' in freshman year as they realize that this shit is motherfucking bullshit and find something/someone else to whore around.

Man, she has super short shorts, she must be a fucking middle school whore.

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Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.

Gates Middle school fun facts

grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%

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Middle school girls

Girls who think they’re cute and like to say they’re different from everyone else but they’re literally all the name shit. They always smack they’re gum and they’re makeup is melting off they’re face at the end of the day. They also like to call themselves “quirky” and think they’re on top of the shit and think the world revolves around them when really nobody gives two flying fucks about your Starbucks, or your daily fit check, or your acrylic nails. Don’t worry Emma, nobody is gonna take your man away from you.

-written by a middle school girl

Middle school girls) *smacking gum* oh my god I’m out of my Starbucks drink!

Literally everyone) nobody gives a fuck you stupid fag

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