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when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.
Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.
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Lady sauce is a (disgusting) term for a women's period. Can be used amongst girlfriends* or derogatorily by men**.
*Susie: No I can't hook up with Tommy tonight, I'm on my lady sauce.
**Tommy: I would have f!@#$ed her, but I don't wanna get her lady sauce all over me!
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A Girl (Or even possibly a guy) Well known for having HUGEE basoomas and are usually quite tall. They tend to marry more then one person (unofficial) to show that they are loved for more than their boobs... but to be quite frank, it doesnt prove that. Generally a bubbly person although they are Insane. Bet you want to meet a Booby Lady now!
-"OMG I'VE MARRIED 67 PEOPLE NOW!!!!"
-"Haha! well done Booby Lady!"
-"I think so!"
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A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.
One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.
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Lady Balls are ovaries ya morons, cause ladies don't have testicles. That's why it don't hurt a lady when you kick her square between her legs like it would any uncastrated dude. But try kicking a lady in the ovaries and she'll be spitting out retard babies for the rest of her reproductive life.
I swear to God if that bitch packing my groceries threw that 5 pound bag of oranges on top of my organic eggs I'm going to jump the counter and judo chop her square in the Lady Balls! >_<
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An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
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