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May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day
Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho
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Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.
guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"
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literal cunt pussy ass bitch that cries whenever his girlfriend can’t chill with him. get a fucking life and stop being such a fuck up little pussy and crying over shit that doesn’t matter. it makes it harder to open up you dumb fuck.
wow you were born on november 1st?! you suck!
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99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.
Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"
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ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!
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A boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; Usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.
Girl 1- Ughh I have a new crush
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- Thing 1
Girl 2- Oh is he your main crush?
Girl 1- Yup
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Is the birthday of all evil.
It’s April fools day wich makes people born this day naturally demonic, evil, witty, very sarcastic and too smart for their own good. They can be charming and good looking or can seem quite innocent and sweet at first glance but that just helps them tricking you into doing literally ANYTHING
We should be careful i heard she was born on April 1...
I think so too you can almost see the devil in her eyes
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