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The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
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A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!
A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.
guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole
A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.
My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"
A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)
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This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"
A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.
I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.