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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

by fuckingUSERNAME August 3, 2023


planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.

So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...

by AskGeeser February 29, 2016


bull schist

It's like bull shit, but it's been stacked so high that the metamorphic processes have kicked in.

1. NY wants to ban wood fire grills and everybody thinks it's a bunch of bull schist.

2. In fact, the bull schist in NY is stacked so high, it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.

by Muffmaster Jones March 12, 2024


bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 29, 2025


Bull twanger

someone who is gay and likes to play with other guys balls

guy1:heey boys
guy2:oh stop being a bull tawnger im not gay

or

that poofter is a bull twanger

by Hemi yes i said Hemi June 2, 2010


declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.

What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!

by Dewey August 5, 2004


Bull-nose

When you are going down on a girl and insert your nose in her vagina and bellow like a bull from your throat.

Dude I bull-nosed that chick so hard last night!

by Claythesexprofessor February 18, 2022