1. to jack off violently
2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."
2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
Bro that guy was kinda acting bomble dong over there with his dog so we should hit him
A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction
Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.
a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.
Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.
James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.
Messing with the minds of people, tomfoolery of the sorts
"DANGIT! I just Didji Donged my friend!
Another word for a penis
Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
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Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh
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