gooey duck

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

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Silly Duck

the exact opposite of a Silly Goose: someone who is evil only according to a Silly Goose.

A Silly Duck says "The yankees rock!"
A Silly Goose replys with "uhh! ur such a Silly Duck"

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Ducking

While trying not to fish-hook, the lips are puckered out in the form of a duck bill. Usually occurs while subject is high.

Man, you are totally ducking!

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donnald duck

When you have the shits and it makes a sound like Donnald Duck when it comes out

"Man i had the mad Donnald Ducks last night"

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duck and weave

Duck And Weaving is a strategy used in some games and or real life, Basically its where you run in a infinity symbol or an 8 like shape while bobbing your head up and down while running, This strategy is very nice in many things.

-Running into a battle field in FPS
-to not get hit in dodgeball/prison ball
-Tag
-Laser Tag
-Ghosts in the graveyard
and any game/time where you need to avoid something (Except hide and go seek,JUST STAY IN ONE PLACE GODDAMnIT!)

or:
"Dude go duck and weave in the front of the players so i can get a couple of balls!"
"go Duck and weave so i can get to there base!"
"DUCK AND WEAVE DUDE, DUCK AND WEAVE!!!"

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Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.

Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.

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pulling a duck

when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.

Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?

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