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Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.
Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.
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a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.
hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy
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When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.
Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.
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a girl who gets drunk by herself when her friends are sober and does stupid things.
big jizz hooked up with that older guy last night while the rest of us watched and laughed.
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a jizz bin is what new zealanders call a small collection of jazz musicians playing in unison at a venue
"check out the jizz bin playing over at moes"
"i play in a jizz bin eh"
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(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.
Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon
Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon
Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.
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A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.
Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!
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