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The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.
Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.
A pillow thats never been washed.
"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"
A big joint that knocks your ass out.
“I blazed a Green Pillow and I was in bed by eight!”
When you cum on a pillow then let it dry before flipping it over waiting for an unsuspecting victim at a later date to flip it over and lay on it.
John placed a salty pillow on Tims bed
A female (or bottom) who just lays there and takes it and is a sl*t for pe n !s.
She was such a good little pillow slut. She was a very good girl.