taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation. The UK English equivalent of "mailing it in" in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: I guess Tara is taking a piss.

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take a lap

when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later

coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"

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Taking Shrooms

Description that is given to men/women who are usually angry and depressed all the time that suddenly become happy and laugh with no particular reason what so ever or become happy and amused by small things.

Example 1
Guy 1: Whats wrong with your wife lately? She baked me cookies and i dont even like baked goods.
Guy 2: Shes taking shrooms.

Example 2
Double Rainbow Guy: Wow thats a double rainbow all the way! OMG!
Guy: Dude, have you been taking shrooms?

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taking it slow

When someone starts a long winded story leading to the land of boredom and nowhere with "i was with this girl", and then tells us about how nothing happened with her.

So I was at red jacket, no wait MJ, no wait it was Uhots, and I was with this girl and we were taking it slow

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take a dump

For a game system to stop working

My Playstation 2 take a dump

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take heat

To submit oneself to a ravaging by a randy canine in the hope that it will not then hump the leg of someone coming to visit you.

Hurry Rover! The Priest's popping round at half past!

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Take Flight

Something dirty mexicans say to make them sound hard when they really arent and then get they're asses beat by BEN and TYLER!

Yo, Playa you wanna take flite o somethin?

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