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jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020


Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"

by Pikapika200 December 3, 2021


mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.

the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.

by jherfmj January 14, 2022


Rok The Jew

A Jew that doesnt want to give any money

"Can i borrow some money?"
"No, because im Rok The Jew

by Autisem March 20, 2019


Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020


Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.

A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.

by BunnyJoe October 23, 2017


mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 13, 2012

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