When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".
Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.
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When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
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A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.
Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.
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When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them
Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
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sucking dick thro the internet
person 1: yo remember amber?
person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day
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