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I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

by falcon176 June 11, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz November 14, 2007

284๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


you wanna have a bad time

usually, if you hear this in undertale, you should probably run.

hey. let me ask you a question. do you wanna have a bad time?~Sans 201x

by somanynamesarebeingused January 8, 2020


Hey, do you have a minute?

The question falling from the UD addictโ€™s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.

She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, โ€œHey, do you have a minute?โ€ while endlessly hoping they wouldnโ€™t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021


What have you been up to

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.

Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."

by gothprobz May 15, 2009

521๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008