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To be attracted to in animate objects.
I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.
When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.
Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.
Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.
“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
When two friends (same gender) have sexual intercourse, but only to satisfy themselves, not because they're gay.
My bitch aint been putting out, so me and Tyrone became Homie-sexual's.
Homie-Sexual is when you and your homie do something gay, but it's instantly not gay because you guys are homie-sexual.
Dude 1:Hey bro, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
Dude 2: Bro that's gay.
Dude 1: Remember? We're homie-sexual. It's not gay!
Dude 2: Oh okay *Has butt sex*
A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.
Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.
Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.
Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.