Bob's yer uncle

Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.

A: "How do I make this popcorn?"

B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."

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Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

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Dirty Uncle Darren

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".

Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.

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Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!

Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

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My Uncle Ted

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*

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uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

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Uncle Charlie

A variation of a charliehorse that is aim at either the tip of the urethra or the ending portion of the rectum resulting in an awkward feeling that you have been violated by way of a creepy uncle...

Named Charlie.

"dude why are you walking so funny"
"i have a butt ache"
"wtf? -- why!?!"
"because that douchenozzle kyle gave me an uncle charlie to the rectum it sucked"

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