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Aka Franklin Rager, Respected Young Men's biggest fan. HE respresents everything they are and do. RYM gave him his name, instead of the common name of "respectable." He goes out of his way to stay "phresh" and set a good example for all skanky people out there. Get to know him, he's fucking awesome! :)
"Jew see Respected Young Kid on Myspace/Facebook? Manee, his shit is flyy!" - Respectable.
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What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang
Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."
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Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.
It was a cold in late october, so we warmed up our sexuality with a brigham young chili bowl.
a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).
hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
A another definition for pedophilia usually used in extreme cases. It is usually accompanied by a deep state of ignorance and indignity.
child: mom mom! Today I was buying candy at the store and I heard man saying "I want her young". What does that mean?
Mother: it means that next time you hear a man saying this phrase you go kick them in the balls as hard as you can and call the police😊
A middle school in Los Angeles that’s full of people with long ass acrylic nails. Everyone here thinks they’re a gangster. They want to fight you for any small thing you do.
Person: I’m going to Young Oak Kim Academy next year.
Me: I’ll be praying for you
When one gets home from school and thinks about doing homework for math class, then goes to look up what does Calculus really mean on the internet, but then he remembers that extremely hot chick in class with the cheerleader outfit, that was giving him the I wanna fuck stare, while pulling up her skirt a little to reveal her perfect gams, and then he gets severely distracted by the gigundous amount of porn there is on the nets, and decides instead to spend the rest of the evening shooting a load off. Then after shooting off waterfalls of cum, passes out and completely forgets he even had any homework at all.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
Math Teacher: "Ok everyone, turn in your homework, oh guess what we have a surprise test today!"
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
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