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1. An Asian female who insists on marrying a white guy and having his kids for the sole reason of "having beautiful babies." These girls are usually desperate and ugly and are presumptuous to believe their kids will be automatically beautiful.
"I wonder why Ching Lao married Fred Johnson. They have nothing in common and he beats her!"
"She's a banana slut. She only married him to have hapa kids. Too bad they came out butt ugly!"
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when you see a yellow car you have to shout 'BANANA CAR!' and hit the person next to you in the arm. If you don't want to be hit you have to shout 'BANANA CAR NO RETURN!' and the hit them. It is a fun game :)
(Alans yellow car drives past)
Ernest to Arnold - 'BANANA CAR NO RETURN!' And hits Arnold
Arnold 'Dangflabit!'
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Two apes partaking in vigorous sex
The banana slamma that I was watching was particularly nice tonight
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A term to make oral sex seem more appealing to younger people, used in a situation where a young person would be blindfolded in order to hide the identity of the male apendage, making them think it is a banana.
child: "But Father Maxi, I dont want to play suck the banana anymore!"
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John Roberts ate his naked banana
Alice Sherman shoved the naked banana up her vagina.
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When you ejaculate inside a bowl of cereal and dont tell the person.
Dude, i just made his cereal banana soup!
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A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.
We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!
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