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Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!

Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.

by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021


Super Smash DaBros

Having sex with the bros, except it ain't gay if it da homies.

Guy 1: wanna play super smash dabros?
other guys: hell yeah lets have a sevensome!!!

by Stupid Af July 7, 2021

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Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

by omfgireallydontcare April 4, 2016


smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected

Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!

by XXX_4X4 January 13, 2009

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smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: β€œGo fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 8, 2011

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Smash piss holes

To have sex

I'm just lookin' for someone from smash piss holes with.

by Willimus June 1, 2017

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let me smash

Come simon let my homie james smash he really thinks u r fucking cute n come on sex is fun. He just wants to make you feel good

let me smash or i smash u

by DADDY JB September 17, 2020

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