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this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.
you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.
when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke
person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th
Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.
To smoke so much weed you reach the point of intolerance.
Anybody seen Jake?
Man he bong-bombed, he's passed out on the lawn.
When you burn a severed coochie in a Bong and inhale the contents.
Bruh, I ripped a fat load on that coochie bong
Doing a beer bong on a balcony
Bob shory bonged on the fratporch.
When you use a London Fog tea as bong water
We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.