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When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.
Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.
A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.
"Herb!! Take me to the food store"
Food is life. That’s all you need to know.
I’m quite disappointed that you didn’t know this already.
Person: this food is life
God: I know right
Person: I want to have this everyday forever
God: granted
The stuff that dudes eat when their girlfriend pisses them off by taking them to a chick food restaurant via the start of the Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial.
The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.
The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7
Harold : Dude My Food Box Is Empty Lets Get Some Grub.
Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.
Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.
1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.
1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.
Whole foods is for hippies. Half foods are a lot better.
Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.
John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."
A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.