Rabbit Food

"Rabbit Food" can be used as a slang term describing "fake weed." Hense, the name "rabbit food" is given for weeds strickingly similar physical appearance to the Timothy Hay that can be purhcased and fed to rodents. (i.e both are green, leafy, and dry)

I went to Jones (drug dealer) and I think he sold me rabbit food because I didn't get high.

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food baby

when you have eated a truly stupid amount of food, thus having streached your stomach into a shape that resembles that of a pregnant lady, execpt your baby is made out of food, thus the name Food Baby. Food babies are often the product of eating rampages.

EDEN! I ATE 4 BOWLS OF MASHED POTATOES AND NOW I HAVE A MASSIVE FOOD BABY!

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Indian Food

When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.

Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.

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Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

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food is life

Food is life. That’s all you need to know.
I’m quite disappointed that you didn’t know this already.

Person: this food is life
God: I know right
Person: I want to have this everyday forever
God: granted

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Man Food

The stuff that dudes eat when their girlfriend pisses them off by taking them to a chick food restaurant via the start of the Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial.

The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.

The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7

Harold : Dude My Food Box Is Empty Lets Get Some Grub.

Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.

Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.

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Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

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