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The most shittiest ad ever. 99.9% of the people end of skiping it.
Some guy from the ad: WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS? USE-
Person: fuck no *skips*
blond british man who spends all day harassing women online. uses discord 10-16 hours a day. HE EVEN USES IT AT WORK
Traitor's Boss: "bro you gotta stop being such a billy from carti hub" Traitor: "bro i can't help it cece is online"
I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.
Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.
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Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)
Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh
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A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
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from the highest authority
i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!
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The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.
This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.
Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.
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