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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.

Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!

by CJax September 21, 2009

138πŸ‘ 622πŸ‘Ž


slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 27, 2006

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fart/ Stink Child

A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.

They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo

Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated

by fred the tapeworm May 19, 2005

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Child of Jesus

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

β€œWanna go back to my place?”

β€œSorry I’m a child of Jesus”

by Yesyesyeysyeysys May 11, 2018

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Sweet Corn Child

"when unicorn and cow mate sky god turn purple with joy" -Eaglefoot and Falconbeak 2012

Hello Sweet Corn Child

by Sweet Corn Child December 10, 2012

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


2 mins child

Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 min’s child.

β€œ@2 min’s child darling I have done it”

β€œI’ll take a 2 mins child”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 10, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž