george bush

possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war."
it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work.
recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina.
and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we."
only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end.
(ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")

George Bush always get his meaing across clearly:
bush:
"it'll take time to restore chaos."
(with him president, maybe not so much...)
bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."

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George Washington

A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.

I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.

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George Michael

To have your period

Comes from modern cockney rhyming slang

George Michael - Cycle

dude: hey babe, fancy getting it on?

chick: can't babe, george has come for a visit

or

bird: George Michael has arrived for his monthly stay

bloke: I don't usually trust anything that bleeds for 5 days 7 doesn't die....... but I don't care, GET YOUR KNICKERS OFF

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George Bush

See Asshole
See also chump

1. "Dude, don't go all G.W on me"
2. "Was George Bush your mentor?"

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George Clooney

The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.

To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.

George Clooney = go rilla

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George Bush

a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.

i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late

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George Floyd

idk he some dude he chillin doe

jack: yo u heard about george floyd?
sam: yea he some dude and he chillin

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