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to risk a bad thing that is happening to you by doing something or assisting someone
Please dear Van Abdullah I'm going to put my head on the block for you.
I hope Van's boyfriend is going to have his head on the block for her.
have/put your head on the block
To forgive or to squash a problem
guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)
How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.
HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.
The team responsible for these satirical animations are:
Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter
Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik
Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent
Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter
Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton
Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner
Series Music Department
Bryan English
Series Thanks
Tina Alexander
The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:
Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down?
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.
A common quip on MMOG, usually used in response to someone (the "quitter") childishly denouncing the game in a overdramatic fashion, especially if the "quitter" is claiming that they are going to move on to the next big thing in MMO's.
This generally means: Thanks for sharing, as if we care whether you play the game or not. Your post was a waste of space, and you probably are as well. Without you, the world is a better place.
Drama Queen: "Man, this game sucks; nerfing my class like this is a slap in the face. Good thing that <insert new game> will be out soon, see you there."
Other poster: "can I have your stuff?
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a common used sentence in the clip "Can i have your number" on MadTv.
oh oh, thats cool, but umm, can i have your number?
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what a spnogbob lookin bee says when he breaks into your house
Spongebob bee: we have come for your nectar!
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(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?
father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?