A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.
"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."
"What a hooking bitch."
When someone hooks you with their foot and holds you in place.
Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.
If she got a pussy piercing, you need to hook line and sink her.
The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.
Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.
"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"
A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.
The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.
Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.