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You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.
To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation
To vomit profusely after drinking alcohol profusely
Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
Be in the " team reverse " is equivalent to think that in a gay couple, one like the other can top or bottom.
Girl 1 : I think that in Larry Stylinson, Louis tops.
Girl 2 : Oh no, you're so wrong! Harry tops babe!
Girl 3 : Team Reverse bitches!
When you insert a penis slowly into someones rectum and pull it out really fast.
Hey, have ever tried bombing it in reverse?
An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
When your partner puts his/her ass up in the air and you place a cherry into the asshole with the stem sticking out, pile on some softserve and go to fuckin town. The cherry comes out at the end as a little pop pop good game action.
Scott: "Hey baby, I'm super tired from prayin to the swoly bible, lemme get a reverse sundae and we'll get this party started so I can sleep big for these gains."