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The greatest workday of all time.
“How was work today?”
“Not as good as December 27th, 2019.”
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A bunch of dumbasses created a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 to learn secrets about aliens. They won’t do it because they are afraid of getting shat on by Area 51 guards. My friends want me to go, but hell no!
Brian: Yoo lets go to the Area 51 Raid 2019 on September 20,!
Devon: No biatch
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A 1st person shooter game created in 2019 by activision
Michael: I was playing COD Modern Warfare 2019 and some fucking campers on Picadilly pegged me with their fucking 725s!
Asch: LOL get gud.
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The 2019 McKInnon Secondary Scandal was an incident when the school blatantly lied about and covered up using
In early 2019, the school had an undisclosed scandal that was hurriedly covered up. The official report was a “slight misendeavor of no real significance.” All other enquiries relating to this incident were mysteriously postponed and silenced. However, the author can reveal the true nature of the circumstances. It all started with a viral Tik Tok trend (don’t know which one, we don’t use it) which persuaded children to deface school equipment and trash bathrooms, for the sake of gaining views and likes. Long story short, one student was framed for it (everything that others had previously done) and was pressured by the school to confess guilt. Being the only suspect (the school claimed this person was responsible for all), he ultimately had no evidence and as the school was an object of immense respect, it was their words against this unfortunate student. Following this, the school successfully blackmailed him by threatening to reveal the entire drama with the police if he did not confess and seek involuntary mental support. As mentioned before, it was the school’s word against his so he had no other choice but to admit guilt.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the 2019 McKinnon Secondary Scandal?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard NAME REDACTED was wrongly accused for it. The school had no solid proof.
Person 1: I know right. It's just a complete abuse of power. Also principals shouldn't have such power because they are unreliable and tell lies.
Person 2: Fr.
Tend to have the name CERYS, love to break their backs when posing for photos so their ass looks like it exists. They LOVE to call people spoiled brats.
Jackson: “why does this girl look like she’s got scoliosis”
Harry: “must be cerys”
Basic white girl 2019
Girls who have AirPods, vans, leggings, and Starbucks. Total sluts
Spencer is dating Jennie, who is a total basic white girl 2019
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Someone that owns 2019 dodge challenger
I got a new car
Oh, what type a car?
I got a 2019 dodge challenger
Oh, so you are a 2019 dodge challenger owner
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