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A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
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stealing anal lube from a pharmacy and using it to plow an obese woman in the asshole
Matt pulled a fat allen with a drunk chick this weekend.
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Located at the end of Gregory drive, it is the best dorm on Earth. People are typically pretty chill and open minded. Late into the night people talk about everything. It's really just a fun place to be. Although it's extreme coolness, it is easy to become "so allen hall." This entails not actually forming your own opinions about the world, just copying others or joining the band wagon for the hell of it. One may also become "so allen hall" by going to parties in large groups and not knowing a single person who lives there along with about half the people there. The biggest examples of this would be Kathy and on occasion john clark, although jc is still cool.
"Hey, Jo-Bob, how was your party last weekend?"
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."
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The very definition of something that hasnt gone very well and/or is shit.
Today sucked. It was proper Babs-Allen
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Bart Allen is Berry Allen's grandson A.K.A. Flash's grandson Impulse.
Bart Allen is crash.
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is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)
oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome
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Allen Nicolas is the most loyal funny friend that a person could have. He is very out of pocket. He will not admit to having a relationship or conflicts within. Allen can be the best therapist,up stander and antidepressant. He will be a rock by your side in times of need. His humor is on a nonexistent level. He will cheer up your day and anyones who’s friends with him should be lucky to have him in their life.
Allen Nicolas is the best therapist ever.
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